Club a Seal has quite an exciting history! Read all about it below!

The Making of Club A Seal

I would like to start by saying that I don't approve of seal clubbing. Never have, never will. Seal clubbing is wrong and anyone who participates in this activity (Canadians) should be shot. Having read this statement, you may wonder why I made this page. The answer is simple. It's funny. That's about all there is to it. I thought this page would be silly, so I made it. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Some people have a tough time understanding how this page can be considered amusing. I don't know what to say to these people. We are just chemically different. You should get involved in protecting seals rather than sitting on your asses and complaining.

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December 2025

I had started a sequel to Assassin in December of '25, but it was put on hold indefinitely. Towards the end of the year, I started toying with some Javascript and I decided to stay up all night and create a "JavaSeal" that reacted to the players interaction. This seal became Virtual Seal. I linked to it from my home page, but Club a Seal II was not a complete entity at the time... It got put on hold.

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"Yo, that seal was sneaking up on me, so I turns around and I BASHES it!! I bashes it real good. You'd figure that yer average mammal would tend to flee at this point, but this were the meanest mother of the meanest animal (expert seals, you don't think the Navy calls their elitest fighting forces SEALS for nuttin', do ya?), and he came back fer more. So's I gave it to 'em. He was getting kinda messy, but as my mother used ta tell me when I was gonna take ma nap, "Remember, Marky, seals always fight to the death. They never give up!", he came back fer even more." - muckhole@earthlink.net

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