"Yo, that seal was sneaking up on me, so I turns around and I BASHES it!! I bashes it real good.
You'd figure that yer average mammal would tend to flee at this point, but this were the meanest mother of the meanest animal (expert seals, you don't think the Navy calls their elitest fighting forces SEALS for nuttin', do ya?), and he came back fer more.
So's I gave it to 'em. He was getting kinda messy, but as my mother used ta tell me when I was gonna take ma nap, "Remember, Marky, seals always fight to the death. They never give up!", he came back fer even more."
- muckhole@earthlink.net
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